Nothing says “I thought really hard about your Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa gift” more than a Rammstein box set complete with six dildos, “industrial-strength” (get it?) handcuffs and lubricant.
That’s the special package (har har har) Rammstein have put together with their box set for upcoming new album Liebe Ist Fur Alle Da (Love Is For Everyone). This is the point where you say, “Oh, so they meant that kind of love…”
What’s more, the six dildos are shaped to reflect the size of each band member’s schlong. Y’know, just in case you needed to know how big Till Lindemann‘s wang is.
We have no idea how much this set is going for in North America (or where you can actually buy it!), but one British website was retailing it for £249.99 (about $430 Canadian). Those are some pricey dildos.