It just occured to me that more things can go wrong with your mouth than gingivitis. My entire will is stopping me from WebMD'ing horrible oral disease, because they can't be as cool as the ones in HSY's “Tartar Mouth” video. Girls secrete great mouthfuls of moving picture mucous and dance a bit for a spot of low-stakes, occasionally disgusting fun. HSY's self-titled EP is out September 17th. I'm going to try and puke up something to watch tonight.
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