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The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 — June 2011

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By CHARTattack Staff (CHARTattack) June 1, 2011 1:39 pm
The Grist 131. Garfield Sex MusicThe Lonely Island are the best rap band in the world.2. Scaly Sea Monster Discovered Under The Brooklyn BridgeIt's probably some asshole's exotic pet crocodile they set loose because it was getting too big, but it'd be awesome if it wasn't.3. Amy AdamsWe're pretty sure Amy Adams is a genetically modified Disneybot...
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The Lonely Island
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The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 — May 2011

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By CHARTattack Staff (CHARTattack) May 3, 2011 4:44 pm
The Grist 13 1. Tracy Morgan On Conan Who'd have thought that Tracy Jordan would be the normal one? 2. Immortal Jellyfish If only I can conquer this ability, then world will be mine. MINE! 3. Beastie Boys "Fight For Your Rights Revisited" Full-Length Video Pissing humour is fun. Seriously. 4. Netflix You say, "But I heard their...
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The Faceshelf

The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 — April 2011

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By CHARTattack Staff (CHARTattack) April 1, 2011 4:37 pm
The Grist 131. Stealing Someone's NoseThis is really serious because people need their noses to breathe.2. TrollingInternet trolling gets a bad rap. Do you have any idea how boring most of you people on the internet really are? 3. Cadbury Mini EggsCertain CHARTattack editors buy those bitches in bulk!4. Timber Timbre Return!YEESSS! More...
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Wonder Woman

The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 — March 2011

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By CHARTattack Staff (CHARTattack) March 1, 2011 3:17 pm
The Grist 131. Charlie SheenMajor League and Major League 2 ruled. 2. Neil Hamburger's Twitter War Against Britney SpearsOne of them's greasy, ugly and washed-up in the entertainment business. The other is Neil Hamburger.3. Sophisticated Billboard VandalismIt's one thing to draw a penis going into a model's mouth using a sharpie. It's...
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The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 — February 2011

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By CHARTattack Staff (CHARTattack) February 9, 2011 5:46 pm
The Grist 131. Sega Toilet Video GamesNobody will ever accuse Sega engineers of having piss poor imaginations. 2. The Dears' Degeneration StreetIt's their best album since their last album!3. ThundersnowHow is this not a metal band's name yet? 4. Epic Meal Time Gets A TV ShowThis is a cooking show I can respect.5. Charlie Sheen...
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The Dears

The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 — January 2011

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By CHARTattack Staff (CHARTattack) December 23, 2010 3:24 pm
The Grist 131. Fuck Yeah Ryan GoslingApparently he has the power to almost, almost turn gay women straight.2. The Lindor Chocolate FamilyEating the regular ones in the red boxes is like having little happiness angels explode in your mouth, but the other kinds (Hazelnut Milk, Cacao Dark, White, Stracciatella) all rule, too.3. NASA Finds Arsenic-...
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Ryan Gosling

The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 — December 2010

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By CHARTattack Staff (CHARTattack) December 1, 2010 6:10 pm
The Grist 131. Turkey Attack VideosAngry turkeys rule! Considering all the harm humans do to the world, it's only fair that the occasion wild turkey evens things up for the cosmos.2. Gran Turismo 5 Finally Being ReleasedIt's a rare and wonderful world where a person can own over 1,000 exotic automobiles.3. Like A BoshWe're small-minded and we...
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The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 — November 2010

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By CHARTattack Staff (CHARTattack) November 1, 2010 5:07 pm
The Grist 131. Kanye West's Diamond TeethIt's clear that NOBODY can stop Kanye West from being great.2. Gay Gateway Band ListApparently listening to these bands might make you gay. [And better dressed.]3. Antoine Dodson Making MoneyReality TV and social media fame-whoring mostly produces the sort of celebrities we want to stab in the eye. But we'...
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Rihanna

The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 — October 2010

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By CHARTattack Staff (CHARTattack) October 4, 2010 4:10 pm
The Grist 13 1. Halloween House PartiesThis is the best holiday of the year. Don't forget to wear something inappropriate. 2. Peacock Mantis ShrimpStone-cold killin' muthafuckin' gangsta. Respect.  3. Queen's English 50 CentThis truly resolves one of life's great mysteries. 4. Investing In An Adult UmbrellaNo more dollar...
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The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 — September 2010

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By CHARTattack Staff (CHARTattack) September 1, 2010 11:29 am
The Grist 13 1. Back To School Hormones YESSS!! There's a party in my pants and something's going to get a heavy petting. 2. Eviction Parties This is the must-see cinematic event of fall! 3. JuggaLove, The Juggalo Dating Site When your hobbies are face-painting, drinking cheap soda and contemplating how magnets work it takes something...
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Deep fried Mars bar

The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 — August 2010

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By CHARTattack Staff (CHARTattack) July 30, 2010 3:14 pm
The Grist 13 1. Franklin Mott Because he's really fast at texting. 2. Zombie Jellyfish Injures 100 People Yeah, muthafucka! That's Mother Nature striking back at us for being stupid. 3. The Black Angels This is your new favourite band. 4. Pigeons Any animal that shits in the mouth of Kings Of Leon band members is awesome in our...
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Franklin Mott

The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 — July 2010

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By CHARTattack Staff June 30, 2010 11:24 am
The Grist 13 1. Humanimal's YouTube Channel Whatever your hobby or interest is, you are totally half-assing it compared to this dude. 2. Kitten Rides On Turtle Sometimes a muthafucka gets tired. 3. Fart Jokes Katy Perry recently belittled fart jokes in a Twitter post. I say fuck you, Katy Perry. Fart jokes rule. Unlike your...
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The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 — June 2010

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By CHARTattack Staff June 1, 2010 2:38 pm
The Grist 13 1. The Black Keys The CHARTattack office is firmly on the bandwagon. And just to clear up any confusion, these guys are the soul blues two-piece. It's the Black Lips who play the old time rock 'n' roll and piss on each other. 2. Kitten War Sometimes the internet fails to deliver. Other times it gives us the option to vote on which...
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The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 — May 2010

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By CHARTattack Staff May 3, 2010 9:07 am
The Grist 13 1. Lightning Cat Vs. Eyjafjallajokull It was tough enough to keep track of our feline deities when we had Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat, but now with Lightning Cat there's a whole new world we can barely fathom. What's next, the Four Cats Of The Apocalypse? Oh wait... 2. Types Of Bitches Stanky fishy coochie smelling bitches (#60)....
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The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 — April 2010

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By CHARTattack Staff April 1, 2010 11:10 am
The Grist 13 1. "Reverse Contrarian Hipsters" Jack White's insult of the month. 2. Mini Eggs We found out you can buy them in bulk — $7 for 500 grams. This has made for a week-long party in a certain CHARTattack editor's mouth. 3. The Juggalo News Network Brilliance, thy name is Krazee Thug Nutz.   4. Banana...
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Giant isopods

The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 – March 2010

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By CHARTattack Staff March 2, 2010 2:31 pm
The Grist 13 1. Canadian Womens Hockey Team Celebrations If I won a showdown with a mortal enemy after training for four years, I'd do something waaay more ridiculous than have a beer and a cigar in an empty arena. 2. Norwegian Olympic Men's Curling Team's Pants We've all seen them. We will never forget. 3. Ski Cross And Snowboard Cross Crashes...
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The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 – February 2010

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By CHARTattack Staff February 3, 2010 12:48 pm
The Grist 13 1. Arrested Development Film Confirmed The world had made a horrible mistake. And now it is being fixed. 2. "Serious Business" Saying of the month. As in, "that guy's eating that muffin like it's serious business." Serious business is serious business. Use it seriously. 3. The Besnard Lakes Hands up if you can...
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Gob Bluth

The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 – January 2010

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By CHARTattack Staff January 4, 2010 12:51 pm
The Grist 13 1. Adopted Golden Retriever Saves B.C. Boy From Cougar Attack Sometimes dogs rule. 2. Watching The "Chat" Scroll On PunchMuch The best part of the game is saying to yourself, "I can't believe some idiot just spent one dollar to post 'OMG <3 !!!'" People are really stupid. 3. Jookabox "Don't Go Phantom...
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The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 — December 2009

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By CHARTattack Staff December 1, 2009 12:29 pm
The Grist 13 1. "Meep" The most rebellious word in a high schooler's vocabulary. P.S. Beaker rules. 2. Clifford Banes The Onion's top correspondent. 3. Douchebag Solidarity Movement Because even the date rape-y amongst us need support. 4. Daytrotter Sometimes they can be a bit hippie, but the amount of free...
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Beaker

The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 – November 2009

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By CHARTattack Staff November 3, 2009 2:47 pm
The Grist 13 1. The Flaming Lips Everyone should want to be Wayne Coyne when they grow up. 2. Apple Pie M&M Meat Shops were giving them away for free a couple weeks ago. Man, they were delicious. 3. Randomly Finding $20 On The Ground This doesn't quite make up for soul-crushing student loans and working poverty, but it helps. 4. Dressing...
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