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Tom Green — Prepare For Impact

"If I was a chicken, I'd cluckity-cluck/But I'm not a chicken, so I don't give a fuck." This lyrical expertise is a fine example of what you'll hear on the majority of Tom Green's debut solo opus. The album alternates between juvenile humour and celebrity insults (where the comedian takes on everyone from Johnny Knoxville to ex-wife Drew...
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Tom Green - Prepare For Impact

Thirteen Reasons Why The Gathering Of The Juggalos Will Be Better Than Any Other Music Festival This Summer

Juggalos and Juggalettes — fans of Insane Clown Posse — get a bad rap, mainly because they're always fucking shit up. They also don't really fit in with a lot of other hip-hop fans, mainly because they've painted their fucking faces, look like mimes, and... you know, that's not exactly popular in "mainstream"...
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Pumping: Tom Green — Prepare For Impact

I thought this album was pretty stupid when it came out a few years back, but damn if it hasn't aged well. Now, nothing Green does will ever match the pure juvenile hilarity of the skateboard ramp scene in Freddy Got Fingered, but "Teachers Suck" and "People In My Neighbourhood" rule. This is almost as good as Paul's Boutique.
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Tom Green Likes Hooters, And Hooters Like Him

While the waitresses' breasts may not be 100 per cent natural, the Keepin' It Real Crew will be backing Tom Green when he launches his Prepare For Impact album at Hooters' downtown Toronto restaurant on December 6. Green was a member of Ottawa rap outfit Organized Rhyme in the '90s before embarking on a multimedia career that now encompasses...
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