Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

What happens when you lock a group of Hollywood execs in a room with a bible’s worth of acid sheets and approximately 873 bajillion dollars? Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, an overly long, loose and incoherent mess of a movie that replaces conventional film structure with an endless string of nonsensical, nature-defying action sequences. On the bright side, the DVD features about five hours of behind-the-scenes footage, which shows just how much work and talent goes into making a shitty movie.