A Primitive Evolution @ CMW 2009

Background / Composition:
This rock band is one part Playdead co-owner, one part Darkside store operator and two parts ex-members of industrial rock band LYE. While the music boasts some similarities to former projects, the Toronto quartet have added a nice alternative flair.

Grade: 81

Comment:
Though this wasn't an official CMW show, bands were playing and Jager was flowing, so I figure it's just as worthy a review as any. If you're not from Toronto or you don't know what I'm talking about, I feel sorry for you because this band are a rock 'n' roll wet dream and they're sexy as fuck.

Achievement of Rock 'n' Roll Expectations
80-100: Exceeds skill and knowledge expectations, i.e. rocked us so hard we peed our pants.
70-79: Achieves required skills and knowledge. Meets rock 'n' roll standard.
60-69: Demonstrates some skills. Approaches rock 'n' roll standard.
50-59: Demonstrates some required skills and knowledge in a limited way.
00-50: Has not demonstrated required skills or knowledge.

Learning Skills: E=Excellent, G=Good, S=Satisfactory, N=Sad Really

Oral And Visual Communication
Eye Contact: G
Pronunciation: G
Stage Presence: E
Stage Banter: G
Image: E
Appearance: E
Use Of Stage: G

Strengths/Weaknesses/Next Step:
At times, A Primitive Evolution look like a musical marketing scheme for Playdead Cult. Between the guitars (which feature original art by drummer Stu) and the clothing, it can be a little much at times, but it's easily forgivable for two reasons: 1) The clothes and art are actually really cool, and 2) The music is really awesome.

Musical Analysis
Level Of Participation: G
Problem Solving: G
Teamwork: E
Work Habits: G
Organization: G
Audience Participation: G
Sound: G
Composition: E
Songs: E

Strengths/Weaknesses/Next Step:
Vocalist Brett Carruthers is a master of the stage. Not only is his voice hauntingly enigmatic, but the amount of rock 'n' roll passion he puts into it and his performance is admirable. He's not the only standout though — bassist Stephany Seki is one bad-ass rocker chick with metal moves. The two of them bang their instruments off each other and this chaos resulted in Carruthers spilling over the drumkit the end of the set. A.P.E. are a fun band to watch for both the music and the level of interaction amongst Carruthers and Seki.

Other Skills And Areas Of Interest
Charisma: E
Problem Solving: G
Teamwork: G
Sexiness: E
Haircut: E
Indie Rock Footwear: E
Nods To Disposible Fashion: G
Cool Equipment: E
Level Of Inebriation: G
Actual Ability: E

Strengths/Weaknesses/Next Step:
Going to an A.P.E. show can usually guarantee copious amounts of Jager will be involved. The German deliciousness is like water to these guys (with or without a sponsorship) and it adds a level of edge everyone can appreciate. Unfortunately, this band don't do much touring, so if you want your fix, you're going to have to make the trek to Toronto. Trust me, it's worth it.