The Watchmen — Slomotion

I've been having this awful nightmare lately. In it, some mad scientist decides to take a break from his usual attempts to breed pigs and elephants and shifts his attention to Watchmen albums and X-Tendamix compilations from the early '90s. The result sounds like a fairly indistinguishable, droning mess in which band's trademark rock melodies have all but vanished and the departure of drummer Sammy Kohn has been solved with the purchase of a ritalin-deprived bastard child of the Bunnymen's original Echo. To add insult to injury, it even includes a silly new take on the group's beloved "Stereo." Laughing maniacally as he admires his heinous creation, he decides to call it Slomotion.

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