Arctic Monkeys — Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not

Holy shit, people! It's this year's Franz Strokenand! Legendary British music tabloid NME has done its best over the years to make famous bands we would never care about if we didn't somehow know every single move they made. Remember Kula Shaker? How about Razorlight? Even better, in three months, tell me how much you still spin your Kasabian disc. Throw Arctic Monkeys on the crap heap. There has never been a wave of NME slobbering so big as the one that's following these Libertine wannabes. They can't play their instruments, their lyrics are embarrassing and they don't have one truly memorable song. Don't, under any circumstances whatsoever, believe the hype.

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