50 Cent — Curtis

50 Cent makes a sad face on the cover of his thoroughly hyped Curtis, but it's sort of hard to feel sorry for the guy anymore. Where he once told stories of his harsh childhood and some of his songs actually meant something, he now concentrates most of his lyrics on how much money he has, his guns and any other hip-hop cliche you can think of. And while his lyrics are simpler than ever, his delivery is still mumbley and he continues to be the most overrated rapper in history, all the music critics in the world could team up and bash Curtis and it'll still be a huge success.