Maximum RNR @ NXNE 2003

Hometown: Toronto, ON

Background/Composition: Nursing home rock with a twist.

Achievement of Rock 'n' Roll Expectations
80-100: Band exceeds skill and knowledge expectations. Rocked us so hard we peed our pants.
70-79: Band achieves required skills and knowledge. Meets rock 'n' roll standard.
60-69: Demonstrates some skills. Approaches rock 'n' roll standard.
50-59: Band demonstrates some required skills and knowledge in a limited way.
Below 50: Band has not demonstrated required skills or knowledge.

Grade: 85

Comment:
They're old, they drink, fight and swear a lot. Kinda like watching Uncle Bob dealing with his new colostomy bag. They're also COMPLETELY out of control.

Learning Skills: E=Excellent, G=Good, S=Satisfactory, N=Sad Really

Oral And Visual Communication
Eye Contact:G
Pronounciation:N
Stage Presence:E
Stage Banter:N
Image:E
Appearance:E
Use Of Stage:E
Strengths/Weaknesses/Next Step: Falling on the floor what seemed like every three seconds, the band could really use a wheelchair or two for support. I don't know if they've thought about Ritalin, but it might really calm the nerves down.

Musical Analysis
Cooperation With Others: G
Level Of Participation: E
Problem Solving:G
Teamwork:G
Work Habits:E
Organization:G
Audience Participation: E
Sound:E
Composition:G
Songs:E
Strengths/Weaknesses/Next Step: Not like you could understand anything that was said, but judging from the pencil drawings that cover the singer's arms, you're probably better off not knowing. At one point, I swear his dentures just about popped out mid-howl.

Other Skills And Areas Of Interest
Charisma:E
Problem Solving:G
Teamwork:E
Sexiness:N
Haircut:N
Indie Rock Footwear: G
Nods To Disposible Fashion: N
Cool Equipment:E
Level Of Inebriation: E
Actual Ability:E
Strengths/Weaknesses/Next Step: The band has a fashion sense that seems to scream, "We know we're about to die, and I want to be buried in this outfit." The drummer even forgot to put his pants on when he left the house. Round the clock nursing care hasn't helped things.