Robin Black & The Intergalactic Rock Stars @ NXNE 2000

Hometown: Universe

Background/Composition: Five rock star motherfuckers belting you in the face with kick-ass glam. If you don't know them by now, you missed the boat.

Achievement of Rock 'n' Roll Expectations:
80-100: Band exceeds skill and knowledge expectations. Rocked us so hard we peed our pants.
70-79: Band achieves required skills and knowledge. Meets rock 'n' roll standard.
60-69: Demonstrates some skills. Approaches rock 'n' roll standard.
50-59: Band demonstrates some required skills and knowledge in a limited way.
Below 50: Band has not demonstrated required skills or knowledge.

Grade: 99

World Domination Status:
Comment: Oh, they're taking over. And they nail you and your pretty little dog too.

Learning Skills: E=Excellent, G=Good, S=Satisfactory, N=Sad Really

Oral And Visual Communication
Eye Contact: E
Pronunciation: E
Stage Presence: E
Stage Banter: E
Image: E
Appearance: E
Use Of Stage: E
Strengths/ Weaknesses/ Next Step: Enough smoke, sparks and fire to make James Hetfield go into relapse, a hot woman mixing drinks on stage, karate kicks and killer slags on the opening bands. This is all-out warfare.

Musical Analysis
Cooperation With Others: E
Level Of Participation: E
Problem Solving: E
Teamwork: E
Work Habits: E
Organization: E
Audience Participation: E
Sound: E
Composition: E
Songs: E
Strengths/ Weaknesses/ Next Step: Tight, flawless performance, a bit too much cockiness, but still tongue-in-cheek, and songs you actually want to sing. This punk's gone glam!

Other Skills And Areas Of Interest
Charisma: G/E
Sexiness: E
Haircut: E
Indie Rock Footwear: E
Nods To Disposible Fashion: E
Cool Equipment: E
Level Of Inebriation: E
Actual Ability: E
Strengths/ Weaknesses/ Next Step: Again, any band who has a bartender on stage can have their way with me anyday.