Cafeine @ NXNE 2000

Hometown: Montreal, QC

Composition: Suave, sex rockers from Montreal that could give Danko a go for their money any day. Lock your daughters up, a new EP is expected shortly.

Achievement of Rock 'n' Roll Expectations
80-100: Band exceeds skill and knowledge expectations. Rocked us so hard we peed our pants.
70-79: Band achieves required skills and knowledge. Meets rock 'n' roll standard.
60-69: Demonstrates some skills. Approaches rock 'n' roll standard.
50-59: Band demonstrates some required skills and knowledge in a limited way.
Below 50: Band has not demonstrated required skills or knowledge.

Grade: 90

Comment: Baby, Baby, You make me want to Fuuuuuuuuck!

Learning Skills: E=Excellent, G=Good, S=Satisfactory, N=Sad Really

Oral And Visual Communication
Eye Contact: E
Pronunciation: E
Stage Presence: E
Stage Banter: E
Image: E
Appearance: E
Use Of Stage: G/E
Strengths/ Weaknesses/ Next Step:
"Do you guys in Toronto like sex?" Xavier Cafeine asked the Toronto audience before letting off another firecracker of a song about you guessed it. The audience totally dug it as Xavier did the humpty-hump while getting dosed from a plastic watergun. "I love it baby," he said. "Do that."

Musical Analysis
Cooperation With Others: E
Level Of Participation: E
Problem Solving: G
Teamwork: E
Work Habits: E
Organization: E
Audience Participation: E
Sound: G
Composition: E
Songs: E
Strengths/ Weaknesses/ Next Step:
Tight, tight band that got so into the tunes the rhythm guitarist was seen gulping for air on the side after collapsing on stage for the finale. Loved the Quebecois guitarist with the tight polyester short and Ron Wooh haircut, who said it best, "It's fucking hot in here is what it is." Who knows if he was talking about the heat?

Other Skills And Areas Of Interest
Charisma: E
Sexiness: E
Haircut: E
Indie Rock Footwear: E
Nods To Disposible Fashion: E
Cool Equipment: E
Level Of Inebriation: E
Actual Ability: E
Strengths/ Weaknesses/ Next Step:
World domination. Come back soon!