Tijuana Bibles @ NXNE 2000

Hometown: Toronto, ON

Background/Composition: The Parkdale Wrestler vomits up his own children and they start a wrasslin', punkin', surf-rock band.

Achievement of Rock 'n' Roll Expectations
80-100: Band exceeds skill and knowledge expectations. Rocked us so hard we peed our pants.
70-79: Band achieves required skills and knowledge. Meets rock 'n' roll standard.
60-69: Demonstrates some skills. Approaches rock 'n' roll standard.
50-59: Band demonstrates some required skills and knowledge in a limited way.
Below 50: Band has not demonstrated required skills or knowledge.

Grade: 95

Comment: I'm surprised that they haven't conquered us already.

Learning Skills: E=Excellent, G=Good, S=Satisfactory, N=Sad Really

Oral And Visual Communication
Eye Contact: E
Pronunciation: E
Stage Presence: E
Stage Banter: E
Image: E
Appearance: E
Use Of Stage: G/E
Strengths/ Weaknesses/ Next Step: Watching these goons bandy about the stage complete in suits, custom wrestling masks, and with a gorilla flailing about the room, it's no wonder that the crowd were a mess.

Musical Analysis
Cooperation With Others: E
Level Of Participation: E
Problem Solving: E
Teamwork: E
Work Habits: E
Organization: E
Audience Participation: E
Sound: G
Composition: E
Songs: E
Strengths/ Weaknesses/ Next Step: Rockin' grooves with so many influences, yet all packaged together in one bout. Tons of toys, trinkets and trouble. Beautiful.

Other Skills And Areas Of Interest
Charisma: E
Sexiness: E
Haircut: ???
Indie Rock Footwear: E
Nods To Disposible Fashion: E
Cool Equipment: E
Level Of Inebriation: E
Actual Ability: E
Strengths/ Weaknesses/ Next Step: Next step: A match with Godzilla, sponsored by beer and porn. Heaven.