Saint Alvia Cartel @ NXNE 2007

Background/Composition: The Saint Alvia Cartel were a difficult band to define stylistically. It seemed as though they defied, as various forms of resistance, the concept of a monistic genre. They did a wonderful job of incorporating elemental colours of diverse sounds (ranging from country-esque to reggae) to create a mosaic representing fun-loving goodness. Their sound was pure musical hedonism, stealing the best parts from the best styles and forcing them into one pleasurable listen.

Grade: 83

Comment: Whether you like the music that comes from the suburban Burlington music scene or not, the bands are almost always tight, well-rehearsed, feature high quality equipment and an ear for catchiness. This is no different with the Cartel. They appeared to be practicing regularly and striving to invent their own genre, which came across as a tightly-knit package. The end product of their labor was a set filled with ruckus party anthems akin to the closing credits of an '80s B movie. It was fast, fun-filled, alcohol-fuelled with hints of nudity. OK, so there wasn't any nudity. But there were some pseudo-celebrity guests in attendance. The band got props from George Stroumboulopoulos after their set, and even a VJ from MuchMusic made it out. Which almost convinced me that they are in fact human.

Achievement of Rock 'n' Roll Expectations
80-100: Exceeds skill and knowledge expectations, i.e. rocked us so hard we peed our pants.
70-79: Achieves required skills and knowledge. Meets rock 'n' roll standard.
60-69: Demonstrates some skills. Approaches rock 'n' roll standard.
50-59: Demonstrates some required skills and knowledge in a limited way.
00-50: Has not demonstrated required skills or knowledge.

Learning Skills: E=Excellent, G=Good, S=Satisfactory, N=Sad Really

Oral And Visual Communication
Eye Contact: E
Pronounciation: E
Stage Presence: E
Stage Banter: E
Image: G
Appearance: G
Use Of Stage: E

Strengths/Weaknesses/NextStep: Lead singer Ben made eye contact with every member of the audience and even directed a few witty comments at a few. A couple of the lucky ones at the front of the stage were designated as "fuckos," which got a laugh in between songs. It's really important for bands to approach the audience as a live entity, and to focus on as many members as possible by forging a visual connection. This task was achieved by all of the Saint Alvia Cartel members.

Musical Analysis
Level Of Participation: E
Problem Solving: G
Teamwork: E
Work Habits: G
Organization: E
Audience Participation: E
Sound: G
Composition: G
Songs: G

Strengths/Weaknesses/NextStep: From the driving pop-punk, to the laid back moments, to the intermittent ska jams, these guys kept people involved in the show. Everyone in attendance seemed to be having a great time. The music set up a genuine party environment which seemed to be the true opening to the night and that vibe lasted throughout the evening.

Other Skills And Areas Of Interest
Charisma: E
Problem Solving: G
Teamwork: E
Sexiness: G
Haircut: G
Indie Rock Footwear: G
Nods To Disposible Fashion: G
Cool Equipment: G
Level Of Inebriation: E
Actual Ability: E

Strengths/Weaknesses/NextStep: Without a single technical problem throughout the course of their set, you could tell that this band have been working hard to ensure that they give the best performance possible. Their instruments were all audible, since they had such a great stage sound to start with. Every member of the band seemed to have a turn at the mic, whether it was to make a saucy comment or to shout out an anthemic chorus. Judging by the muffled compliments in between songs coupled with the outright appreciation offered by the audience, these guys were a fan favourite on the night.