Yellow Light @ CMW 2006

Hometown: Vancouver,BC

Background/Composition: Bold, bitchin' femme fatales deliver pop rock chants and frenetic guitars à la Sheryl Crow.

Grade: 70

Comment: There's a glimmer o fsophistication here, and they are tightly regimented,but overall they lack substance, relevance and originality. This is shits n' giggles, mostly.

Achievement of Rock 'n' Roll Expectations
80-100: Exceeds skill and knowledge expectations, i.e. rocked us so hard we peed our pants.
70-79: Achieves required skills and knowledge. Meets rock 'n' roll standard.
60-69: Demonstrates some skills. Approaches rock 'n' roll standard.
50-59: Demonstrates some required skills and knowledge in a limited way.
00-50: Has not demonstrated required skills or knowledge.

Learning Skills: E=Excellent, G=Good, S=Satisfactory, N=Sad Really

Oral And Visual Communication
Eye Contact: E
Pronounciation: G
Stage Presence: G
Stage Banter: S
Image: E
Appearance: E
Use Of Stage: E
Strengths/Weaknesses/Next Step: The sticker on one of their guitars screamed, "I have the biggest dick in the band." In solidarity with my fellow females in this industry, I must acknowledge their ability to rock out with their cocks out with as much raucous energy as their male counterparts. But their music is just as stale and uninspired too. And was that stage banter about her water bottle I just heard? Oh snap! Oh no she didn't!

Musical Analysis
Level Of Participation: G 
Problem Solving: G
Teamwork: G
Work Habits: S
Organization:S
Audience Participation: G
Sound: E
Composition: G
Songs: S
Strengths/Weaknesses/Next Step: Plagued by feedback, the midnight crowd nonetheless loved them. But of course, they've got 3-chord melodies with raspy sex-voices and plenty of body-shakin' moves. And let's not forget these girls are ethereally beautiful. But could there be anything less relevant today than a throwback to Heart/Roxette/Veruca Salt/Sass Jordan? I guess they're good if you're feeling nostalgic.

Other Skills And Areas Of Interest
Charisma: E
Problem Solving: G
Teamwork: G
Sexiness: E
Haircut: G
Indie RockFootwear: S
Nods To Disposible Fashion: S
Cool Equipment: G
Level Of Inebriation: G
Actual Ability: G
Strengths/Weaknesses/Next Step: They were dressed the way I used to in the tenth grade, including Spice Girl platform boots and Parasuco jeans. Honey, no! You look like the before shot from a Jenny Jones makeover.