White Cowbell Oklahoma @ El Mocambo

Band: White Cowbell Oklahoma Hometown: Glenspey, OK Venue: El Mocambo Date: June 12, 2004 Reporter: Erik Missio Background/
Composition If you don't already know, I'm unsure I want to be the one who explains it. Let's just say five guitarists, a bassist, a drummer, a keyboardist and a guy who plays the um, black cowbell. Any more knowledge than that and your head will explode.
Achievement of Rock 'n' Roll Expectations80-100: Band exceeds skill and knowledge expectations. Rocked us sohard we peed our pants.
70-79: Band achieves required skills and knowledge. Meets rock 'n'roll standard.
60-69: Demonstrates some skills. Approaches rock 'n' rollstandard.
50-59: Band demonstrates some required skills and knowledge in alimited way.
Below 50: Band has not demonstrated required skills or knowledge.
Grade: 92
World Domination Status:
Progressing well towards world dominationProgressing with some difficulty towards world dominationNo chance in hell for world dominationComment:
Far better men and women than I have tried to encapsulate the glory of the White Cowbell Oklahoma into words and failed. (Really, trying to explain their circus spectacle is akin to describing the face of God. Or, the, uh middle finger of God). So, rather than a critique de rigeur, I proudly present three haikus.
Learning Skills:
E=Excellent, G=Good, S=Satisfactory, N=SadReally
Oral And Visual Communication
Eye Contact: E Strengths/Weaknesses/Next Step: Pronounciation: G Nine men share a stage
What chaos will happen next?
Chain-saw stuff't an'mals!!! Stage Presence: E Stage Banter: E Image: E Appearance: E Use Of Stage: E
Musical Analysis
Level Of Participation: E Strengths/Weaknesses/Next Step: Problem Solving: E Peyote-fried rock
Metal sparks bathe the rapt crowd
Dance, Tassel Boobs, Dance! Teamwork: E Work Habits: E Organization: E Audience Participation: E Sound: E Composition: G Songs: G
Other Skills And Areas Of Interest
Charisma: E Strengths/Weaknesses/Next Step: Problem Solving: E Crowd wants more — Axe man
Smiles and pulls down pants
Plays using penis!!! Teamwork: E Sexiness: E Haircut: E Indie Rock Footwear: G Nods To Disposible Fashion: E Cool Equipment: E Level Of Inebriation: E Actual Ability: E