Sting is a gagillionaire, right? Doesn't he have more money than God? After two decades of artistic disappointment executed to forge an unstoppable fanbase exclusively comprised of Boomers, one would think so. But right now, he's back with his crowning achievement (at least for two records), The Police. The trio were at the Air Canada Centre on Nov. 8 and 9 to play hits, hits and more hits. The only thing I couldn't stop thinking was whether Sting really has one old bass, or he just has some company custom making him old-looking bass guitars. I was also curious whether he had a full tour bus of white tank-tops. Let's just say the performance wasn't mind-blowing.