All things considered, Justin Hawkins of The Darkness put in a mighty ballsy performance at the Phoenix in Toronto on January 12. Y'see, not six hours before he hit the stage, Mr. Justin solicited one of Chart's very own scribes if he knew a place where he could "get my knob pierced." He said his old lady apparently wanted her nippies done too. Sure enough, our fella had the info for him and later that night Hawkins told the sold out Phoenix crowd he had become the proud owner of an accoutrement that makes a fella have to pee sitting down. Imagine the feel of a skin-tight unitard on that puppy.