Y'know why you'll never be a super-mega rock star? Because you don't have the balls to wear shit like Rob Zombie. Look at that: skulls 'n' crossbones all over ripped bell-bottom pants, a ridiculous jacket that mimics a rib cage, hair that sparrows nest in — top that, loser. You can't. Or reviewer thought Zombie was pretty aces when he cruised in to Toronto on Jan. 21 with Ozzy Osbourne.