I just heard that Merchandise played a show in my city just a few months ago, and the entire office glanced at my very audible groan. What can I say? This band is great. Their new song “Anxiety's Door” is great. The word “Epic” has been denigrated, but there's no other way to describe the miasmic post-punk expanse they've created on the tune. I want to fly down to Tampa and go to theme parks with them. Eat turkey legs in the blistering heat and talk about Joy Division. Go on some rides. Anyway, listen to the song, and tune in when their next one drops for more fan fiction.