“Runaway Love” is a new song from Toronto synth pop artist Diamond Rings, harkening back to classic tunes by The Cars and Dire Straits, and that's all I'm going to say about it because there's one scene in the video (pictured above) that's throwing me into conniptions. Assuming it's real, seriously dude? You got a YOLO tat? How about this: instead of treating everything that isn't a gauged earring with disdain, why don't you find something you love unironically, you fucking ape? This generation is dog shit. Video at the bottom, and Free Dimensional is out now.