Danko Jones, Andrew W.K., Lemmy Give Sex Tips In New Book

Ever wondered how Danko Jones or Lemmy get down? You'll soon be able to figure this out when Sex Tips From Rock Stars: In Their Own UNCENSORED Words is published July 5 by Omnibus Press.

The book's website describes it as "the world's first extensive study of rock stars concerning sex." Is this really true? Hasn't there already been some documentary on groupies which has uncovered a lot of shit about freaky things people like Jim Morrison and Ozzy liked to do? And what about that Backstage Sluts porn series with Fred Durst?

The Paul Miles book is further described as "titillating," "weirdly informative," and it reportedly includes "earth-quaking turn-on moves." Good lord.

The book's broken down into 24 chapters on topics like "copulation," "daring locations," "drugs & alcohol (& impotence)," "fetishes & fantasies," "masturbation (autoeroticism)," "one night stands," "virginity," "sexual preference (hetero & homo)" and "money for sex," among others.

We can't help but wonder: Do Danko's tips include going up to women at bars and yelling, "I'M DANKO JONES. ARE YOU READY TO ROCK AND ROLL?" What about Andrew W.K.? How many "party hard" jokes does he throw into his pick-up lines? I don't really think I want to know about Lemmy's sex life. For the record.

You can pre-order Sex Tips From Rock Stars through Amazon now.