Courtney Love Shows Some Sense, Wants To Punch John Mayer In Face

Courtney Love may be 99 per cent unintelligible when she blogs and tweets, unable to remember the whereabouts of her late husbands remains and responsible (she says) for "one of the worst rock records in history," but at least she realizes John Mayer is a douchebag.

Love launched into an (obviously) expletive-filled Twitter rant against Mayer on Tuesday (Feb. 23) night, saying she would never stoop so low as to date him and would actually punch him in the face if given the chance.

"im not obsessed i twat a lot but hey at least @johncmayer finally has a bigger gob than me, hell he makes me wanna go gay 4 @JessicaSimpson," Love hilariously tweeted.

"do you ever feel like spite hate fucking @johncmayer just to put hi in his place, hes a better guitarist than me but not better in bed !" she wrote a few hours later.

"but like say your fucking @johncmayer totally throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the face? good times," she finished.

She later replied to a follower that "ive said far stupider shit than @johncmayer about my alist bfs tho ive been discreet. but about rockers i spill the beans."

At least she's aware of the stuff that comes out of her mouth sometimes?

Love, of course, was referring to comments Mayer made a few weeks ago in an interview with Playboy, in which he referred to ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson as "sexual napalm." Mayer drew a lot of criticism for using racial and anti-gay slurs in the same interview, and later apologized in tears on stage.

Surprisingly, Love also shows some semblance of good sense in hating Ke$ha. She spent a good portion of her night ranting about the "Tik Tok" singer on Twitter, calling her "contrived and a faux hot mess, she reminds me more of a mean cheerleader i may be so wrong tho."

The day before, Love had said she wanted to mentor the singer in an effort to "fix" her aesthetic.

"i am trying to figure out if your a product of DR Luke or a real thing, i know you tried Country . Rock, ALt, etc, explain please," she tweeted at Ke$ha on Monday (Feb. 22).

"not slamming you, yr tall and pretty very tall and very pretty and i dont know what your here for. Fame itself? do you LIKE music.

"we all know and if we dont how important it is to Mentor people who are younger and less experienced than us, or just ignorant, @Keshasuxx."

Ke$ha didn't reply.

Love went on to suggest Ke$ha listen to tunes by Patti Smith, Kate Bush, Concrete Blonde, Tori Amos, Joni Mitchell and PJ Harvey, and let Love know if she knows how to act.

She then told her followers she wasn't "slagging her she just wanted to be 'Famous' and did what she was told to do. from what i understand she didnt write anything."

We appreciate the burns, but at this point we think Love should focus on fixing herself and the relationship with her daughter before she tries her hand at helping anyone else.

Love will release Nobody's Daughter, the first Hole album in 12 years, on April 27.