Things We Oh So Desperately Hope Happen In The Insane Clown Posse Movie

Insane Clown Posse have a movie coming out.

The film is dubbed Big Money Rustlas, and it's a western.

It features Violent J as Big Baby Chips, a gambler who's got a town called Mudbug under his incredibly violent, crime-filled thumb. Shaggy 2 Dope plays Sheriff Sugar Wolf, a heroic man who endeavors to save Mudbug from Big Baby Chips' clutches.

Big Money Rustlas was written by Violent J and directed by Paul Andresen. And yes, it also features both Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope wearing their trademark black and white face paint. Big Money Rustlas is also the prequel to 2000's Big Money Hustlas, which starred Insane Clown Posse in similar roles.

Then, Violent J played a mafia boss named Big Baby Sweets, controlling New York City's criminal underworld. Shaggy 2 Dope starred as Sugar Bear, a San Francisco detective determined to take Big Baby Sweets down.

Even just typing that is funny.

You can see a trailer for Big Money Rustlas below, but here are some things we hope end up in this movie:

1. A "shootout" between Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, which involves them throwing full, unopened pop bottles at each other.

2. Violent J's character shouting "Woo! Woo! Jugaloo!" while committing crimes and acting like an idiot.

3. Both of their characters getting Faygo sprayed on them by random townspeople.

4. Sarah McLachlan and a bunch of lesbians jumping out of nowhere and smacking both of their characters around.

5. Wrestling.

6. A juggalette mosh pit!

Here's the trailer for Big Money Rustlas: