Hark! Jeff Martin Returneth To Canada

A great rumbling can be heard coming from the the far, far east as a force of pure evil emerges from the land down under.

Harken well and be ware, for 'tis a force so strong not even Gandalf can combat it. The force aims to rule them all through the sheer power of its music and will to conquer, and its name is Jeff Martin.

Melkor's most trusted lieutenant and once-captain of the guard for The Tea Party will make his return to the Great White Northern Plains in March. Citizens of Hamilton and Toronto be forewarned, as His Darkness rumbles ever closer to your burgs.

Martin has spent the last few months in the darkest depths of Mordor (Australia) gathering strength for His coming. Word has it He will appear to his vassals there thrice in January and March — two of which will be with his band of evil orcs, The Armada — before cutting through the Outer Sea with his army to return to his homeland.

His ruthless conspirators at Ticketmaster will be arranging opportunities to be in His presence.

Enter the kingdom with sword and goblet in hand (but beware what that entails) at Sauron's shows:

Jan. 30-31 Cronulla, Australia @ Brass Monkey (Jeff Martin and The Armada)
March 7 Adelaide, Australia @ Womadelaide Festival
March 12 Hamilton, ON @ The Studio at Hamilton Place
March 13 Toronto, ON @ The Mod Club (CMW)