D-Sisive's Top Five Albums Of 2009

1. DEAD MAN'S BONES Dead Man's Bones
I worship Dead Man's Bones. Dead Man's Bones is perfect. The opening of "Werewolf Heart" makes me want to cry every time I hear it.

I sincerely apologize to Mr. Gosling and Mr. Shields for a) sampling "Buried In Water" without permission, and b) for everything else I plan on ripping off from Dead Man's Bones in the future.

I will never grow tired of Dead Man's Bones. I will be buried with a sealed copy of Dead Man's Bones. I order Jared Leto to listen to Dead Man's Bones. Then, apologize to music.

2. SLIM TWIG Contempt
3. TIMBER TIMBRE Timber Timbre
4. (tie) KID CUDI: Man On The Moon: The End Of Day
4. (tie) EMINEM Relapse
5. JAY ELECTRONICA "Exhibit C"