Amy Winehouse's Boobs Explode

Amy Winehouse really does have the worst luck. What else can you say about someone whose breasts exploded?

Winehouse was hospitalized earlier this week because her breast implants apparently started leaking (or "exploded" — it really depends what news source you read). Furthermore, Winehouse's father, Mitch Winehouse, revealed why his daughter was in hospital on his television show this week.

"It wasn't because she had a cold," he said, according to Britain's The Sun tabloid.

"She's fine, she just had a little [pointing to his chest] leaky something or other."

Earlier this week, it was reported Winehouse had been in hospital because over-the-counter cold medicine reacted with other medication she's taking to stay off drugs. Apparently that wasn't so.

Winehouse has been spotted in public showing off her newly enhanced chest lately, for which MTV News reports she spent a good £35,000 (about $62,000 Canadian). The Sun reports the singer went from a 32B to a 32D. In fact, it was her father who first confirmed rumours the singer had had some work done, reportedly saying she looked "fantastic."

The Sun reported last week that Amy Winehouse has reportedly become "addicted" to plastic surgery and is thinking of getting butt implants.

"Amy loves her boobs," a source reportedly told the tabloid. "She can't stop touching them and showing them off to friends.

"She says she feels womanly again and wants to be more curvy like she used to be.

"She thinks by having another op and bum implants that she will achieve her dream pin-up look."

Really, the last thing anyone needs to see is a headline that reads "Amy Winehouse's butt explodes." The solution to being curvy (read: a healthy weight!) is really very simple: Stay the eff off drugs and eat properly.