Rammstein Box Set Comes With Dildos, Handcuffs, Lube

Nothing says "I thought really hard about your Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa gift" more than a Rammstein box set complete with six dildos, "industrial-strength" (get it?) handcuffs and lubricant.

That's the special package (har har har) Rammstein have put together with their box set for upcoming new album Liebe Ist Fur Alle Da (Love Is For Everyone). This is the point where you say, "Oh, so they meant that kind of love..."

What's more, the six dildos are shaped to reflect the size of each band member's schlong. Y'know, just in case you needed to know how big Till Lindemann's wang is.

We have no idea how much this set is going for in North America (or where you can actually buy it!), but one British website was retailing it for £249.99 (about $430 Canadian). Those are some pricey dildos.

You can see Rammstein here:

Nov. 8 Lisbon, Portugal @ Pavilhao Atlantico w/ Combichrist
Nov. 10 Madrid, Spain @ Palacio De Deportes De La Comunidad De Madrid w/ Combichrist
Nov. 12 Barcelona, Spain @ Pavello Olimpic De Badalona w/ Combichrist
Nov. 14 Bilbao, Spain @ Bizkaia Arena w/ Combichrist
Nov. 16 Nantes, France @ Zenith Nantes Metropole w/ Combichrist
Nov. 18 Basel, Switzerland @ St. Jakobshalle w/ Combichrist
Nov. 19 Geneva, Switzerland @ Arena De Geneve w/ Combichrist
Nov. 21 Vienna, Austria @ Stadthalle w/ Combichrist
Nov. 23 Munich, Germany @ Olympiahalle w/ Combichrist
Nov. 24 Leipzig, Germany @ Arena w/ Combichrist
Nov. 25 Prague, Czech Republic @ O2 Arena w/ Combichrist
Nov. 27 Katowice, Poland @ Spodek w/ Combichrist
Nov. 29-30 Cologne, Germany @ Lanxess Arena w/ Combichrist
Dec. 2 Lyon, France @ Halle Tony Garnier w/ Combichrist
Dec. 3 Strasbourg, France @ Zenith w/ Combichrist
Dec. 4 Luxembourg, Luxembourg @ Rockhal w/ Combichrist
Dec. 6 Arnheim, Netherlands @ GelreDome w/ Combichrist
Dec. 8-9 Paris, France @ Le Bercy w/ Combichrist
Dec. 10 Antwerp, Belgium @ Sportspaleis w/ Combichrist
Dec. 11 Frankfurt, Germany @ Festhalle w/ Combichrist
Dec. 12 Stuttgart, Germany @ Schleyerhalle w/ Combichrist
Dec. 14 Hamburg, Germany @ Color Line Arena w/ Combichrist
Dec. 15 Copenhagen, Denmark @ Forum w/ Combichrist
Dec. 17 Rostock, Germany @ HanseMesse w/ Combichrist
Dec. 18-21 Berlin, Germany @ Velodrom
Feb. 2 Manchester, England @ Manchester Evening News Arena
Feb. 3 Birmingham, England @ LG Arena
Feb. 4 London, England @ Wembley Arena
Feb. 6-7 Dortmund, Germany @ Westfalenhalle 1
Feb. 8 Mannheim, Germany @ Maimarkthalle
Feb. 10 Chemnitz, Germany @ Arena
Feb. 11-12 Dresden, Germany @ Messehalle
Feb. 14 Erfurt, Germany @ Messehalle
Feb. 15 Kiel, Germany @ Sparkassenarena
Feb. 16 Malmo, Sweden @ Malmo Arena
Feb. 18 Oslo, Norway @ Vallhall Arena
Feb. 20 Stockholm, Sweden @ Ericsson Globe Arena
Feb. 22 Helsinki, Finland @ Hartwall Arena
Feb. 24 Tallinn, Estonia @ Saku Arena
Feb. 26 St. Petersburg, Russia @ SCC Arena
Feb. 28 Moscow, Russia @ SC Olympisky
March 4 Riga, Latvia @ Arena Riga
March 5 Vilnius, Lithuania @ Siemens Arena
March 9 Kiev, Ukraine @ Expo Center
March 12 Lodz, Poland @ Arena
March 13 Ostrava, Czech Republic @ CEZ Arena
March 16 Budapest, Hungary @ Papp Laszlo Budapest Sportarena
March 18 Zagreb, Croatia @ Arena Zagreb
March 20 Belgrade, Serbia @ Arena