Junior Boys Want You To Dress In Costumes

If you have an inclination to dress up this October and like Junior Boys, then this article is for you.

This year, the Junior Boys are embarking on a Halloween-themed tour where they're encouraging the audience to dress up at every show. This whirlwind tour starts in Australia, will cross the United States and end in their native Hamilton, Ont. on Nov. 8.

With this in mind, we thought it would be helpful to put together CHARTattack's Official Guide To Halloween for those of you looking for costume ideas...

Good Ideas:

• Zombie Michael Jackson — Hey, he did it first in "Thriller."
  
• Kanye West — Interrupt any scenario you can imagine, preferably involving stealing candy from children on Halloween, or usurping their right to win a pumpkin contest (seen here).
  
• Animals ears and lingerie a la Paris Hilton — Always a slut classic.
  
• Pretend you're Oasis — Splitting your group of friends in half, speak in British accents and hurl insults at each other non-stop.

Bad Ideas:

• Amy Winehouse — Sooo 2000 and late. Nobody cares anymore.
  
• Zombie DJ AM — It's too soon.
  
• Sarah Palin — We're over it.
  
• Lady Gaga — It'd be an engineering nightmare figuring out how to make exploding tits.
  
• Any cast member from Twilight or True Blood — This is a cop out. Wearing fangs and some fake blood doesn't count.
  
• Insane Clown Posse — Just don't.

Get your costumes for one of these upcoming shows:

Oct. 3 Melbourne, Australia @ Birrarung Marr
Oct. 4 Sydney, Australia @ Kippax Lake
Oct. 5 Adelaide, Australia @ Botanical Gardens of Adelaide
Oct. 8 Vancouver, BC @ The Venue
Oct. 9 Victoria, BC @ Sugar Nightclub
Oct. 10 Seattle, WA @ Chop Suey
Oct. 11 Portland, OR @ Doug Fir Lounge
Oct. 13 San Francisco, CA @ Mezzanine
Oct. 14 Los Angeles, CA @ El Rey Theater
Oct. 17 Tuscon, AZ @ Plush
Oct. 19 Austin, TX @ Mohawk
Oct. 20 Houston, TX @ Walter's On Washington
Oct. 21 New Orleans, LA @ One Eyed Jack's
Oct. 22 Tallahassee, FL @ The Engine Room
Oct. 23 Tampa, FL @ Crowbar
Oct. 24 Miami, FL @ The Vagabond
Oct. 26 Orlando, FL @ The Social
Oct. 27 Saint Augustine Beach, FL @ Café Eleven
Oct. 28 Athens, GA @ 40 Watt Club
Oct. 29 Carrboro, NC @ Cat's Cradle
Oct. 30 Baltimore, MD @ Sonar and Talking Head Club at Sonar
Oct. 31 Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House
Nov. 2 Cambridge, MA @ Middle East
Nov. 3 Buffalo, NY @ Soundlab
Nov. 7 Waterloo, ON @ Starlight
Nov. 8 Hamilton, ON @ Rokbar