MC Hammer's Pants Up For Auction!

Nothing says Hammertime more than a pair of gold lame pants autographed by MC Hammer himself.

A&E is auctioning a pair of pants fitting that description on their website to promote the Hammertime reality show, which stars Hammer.

Bidding starts at $100 U.S. on the pants, which are autographed by Hammer (real name Stanley Kirk Burrell). No one had bid on the pants as of the time this article was written. I can't imagine why, can you? Surely someone out there has a 24- to- 36-inch waist with 45-inch legs. Perhaps the lack of bids has something to do with the $15 U.S. shipping fee? ... No?

Hammertime follows the lives of Hammer, his wife, five kids and two nephews. It airs every Sunday on A&E.

I don't understand why no one has bid on the pants. You people have no vision. Who wouldn't want to dance like this while wearing them?