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Naked Wizard Tasered At Coachella

04/23/09 5:48pm

by Kate Harper (CHARTattack)

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We here at CHARTattack have been quite amused and fascinated by the plight of someone we've dubbed the "Naked Coachella Wizard."

For some reason, this guy decided it would be a good idea to go all Woodstock and strip out of his wizard costume at last weekend's Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival and go running about in his birthday suit.

The cops didn't really think it was appropriate and after they (and others) made several attempts to try and get the Naked Coachella Wizard to put his clothes back on, the dude got his ass tasered.

It's probably worth considering that north of the 49th parallel there's a public inquiry going into the death of Robert Dziekanski, a Polish immigrant who died on the floor of the Vancouver International Airport in October 2007 after being tasered five times by the RCMP.

Was it really necessary to taser the Naked Coachella Wizard? All he was doing was walking around in the buff.

Here's a video of the Naked Coachella Wizard's ordeal:

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  • Kate Harper
  • Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:47am

This video was posted on the punkottawa website and it got the following comment: "It's almost an innie."

Leaving it there.  

  • The Stereo
  • Mon, 04/27/2009 - 11:45am
That wizard has the smallest wand I've ever seen.
  • Kate Harper
  • Mon, 04/27/2009 - 12:46pm
Hence "It's almost an innie."
  • solaris24
  • Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:23pm
AWWWWW!!!!  I can't believe he bent over at ~0:28.  That's nasty.
  • Aaron Brophy
  • Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:07pm
That's a spell he calls "The Shining Orbs."
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