NOFX Song Insults Tegan And Sara

NOFX have included a song called "Creeping Out Sara" that takes a shot at Tegan And Sara on their upcoming album, Coaster.

Frontman Fat Mike recalls meeting Sara Quin "backstage at a festival in Germany" in the song then asking her to have a drink, and remarking on her mullet.

"I noticed that her hair was longer in the back/I figured that was 'cause she's Canadian," he sings, before declaring, "That's why I was surprised/When she told me she was fully lesbian."

Fat Mike can't really figure out whether he was talking to Sara or Tegan Quin (that's the problem with identical twins), but in any case, things degrade from there and get downright crude. Mike manages to successfully creep out whichever of the Quin twins he thought he was talking to.

You can hear the pretty hilarious song at Spin.com.

Coaster will be released on April 28 through Fat Wreck Chords. NOFX recorded the album from November to February with producer and former Descendents drummer Bill Stevenson (Comeback Kid, Rise Against). You can hear "The Quitter" on their MySpace page.

Tegan And Sara are working on a new album "under a cloak of mystery." They're once again collaborating with producer and Death Cab For Cutie guitarist Chris Walla, who produced 2007's The Con. The Quin twins' sixth album is tentatively scheduled for a fall release.

You can see Fat Mike sing about creeping out Sara out (or was it Tegan?) when NOFX play these dates:

April 18 Meerhout, Belgium @ Groezrock Festival
April 19 Duisburg, Germany @ Landschaftpark Duisburg-Nord
April 20 Lyon, France @ Transbordeur
April 22 Toulouse, France @ Le Phare
April 23 Paris, France @ Le Bataclan
April 24 Birmingham, England @ O2 Academy Birmingham
April 25 Dublin, Ireland @ Olympia Theatre
April 26 Belfast, Northern Ireland @ Spring & Airbrake
April 28 Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, England @ O2 Academy Newcastle
April 29 Leeds, England @ O2 Academy Leeds
May 1 Cardiff, Wales @ The Great Hall
May 2-3 London, England @ O2 Shepherds Bush Empire
June 26 Pomona, CA @ Pomona Fairplex (Vans Warped Tour)
June 27 San Francisco, CA @ Pier 30/32 (Vans Warped Tour)
June 28 Ventura, CA @ Seaside Park (Vans Warped Tour)
June 30 Phoenix, AZ @ Cricket Pavilion (Vans Warped Tour)
July 1 Las Cruces, NM @ New Mexico State University Practice Field (Vans Warped Tour)
July 7 Indianapolis, IN @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheater (Vans Warped Tour)
July 8 Pittsburgh, PA @ Post-Gazette Pavilion (Vans Warped Tour)
July 9 Cleveland, OH @ Time Warner Cable Amphitheater (Vans Warped Tour)
July 10 Mississauga, ON @ Arrow Hall (Vans Warped Tour)
July 11 Montreal, QC @ Parc Jean-Drapeau (Vans Warped Tour)
July 12 Hartford, CT @ New England Dodge Music Center (Vans Warped Tour)
July 14 Columbia, MD @ Merriweather Post Pavilion (Vans Warped Tour)
July 15 Scranton, PA @ Toyota Pavilion (Vans Warped Tour)
July 16 Darien Center, NY @ Darien Lake Performing Arts Center (Vans Warped Tour)
July 17 Camden, NJ @ Susquehanna Bank Center (Vans Warped Tour)
July 18 Uniondale, NY @ Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum (Vans Warped Tour)
July 19 Oceanport, NJ @ Monmouth Park Racetrack (Vans Warped Tour)
July 21 Boston, MA @ Tweeter Center For The Performing Arts (Vans Warped Tour)
July 22 Virginia Beach, VA @ Verizon Wireless Virginia Beach Amphitheater (Vans Warped Tour)
Aug. 7 Boise, ID @ Idaho Center Amphitheater (Vans Warped Tour)
Aug. 8 Salt Lake City, UT @ Utah State Fairgrounds (Vans Warped Tour)
Aug. 9 Denver, CO @ Invesco Field (Vans Warped Tour)
Aug. 12 Calgary, AB @ Race City Speedway (Vans Warped Tour)
Aug. 14 Vancouver, BC @ Thunderbird Stadium at University Of British Columbia (Vans Warped Tour)
Aug. 15 Seattle, WA @ The Gorge Amphtheater (Vans Warped Tour)
Aug. 16 Portland, OR @ Washington County Fairgrounds (Vans Warped Tour)
Aug. 19 Fresno, CA @ Save Mart Center (Vans Warped Tour)
Aug. 20 Mountain View, CA @ Shoreline Amphitheater (Vans Warped Tour)
Aug. 21 Sacramento, CA @ Sleep Train Amphitheater (Vans Warped Tour)
Aug. 22 San Diego, CA @ Cricket Wireless Amphitheater (Vans Warped Tour)
Aug. 23 Los Angeles, CA @ Home Depot Center (Vans Warped Tour)

Here are the songs on Coaster:

"We Called It America"
"The Quitter"
"First Call"
"My Orphan Year"
"Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)"
"Creeping Out Sara"
"Eddie, Bruce And Paul"
"Best God In Show"
"Suits And Ladders"
"The Agony Of Victory"
"I Am An Alcoholic"
"One Million Coasters"