Katy Perry Has "Satan's Period"

Katy Perry must be in need of someone to talk to after splitting with Gym Class Heroes frontman Travis McCoy late last year, because she recently told an entire audience about her period.

"How many girls have freaked out in front of their boyfriends?" she asked a crowd at New York City's Fillmore Theatre this week, according to Britain's Daily Star tabloid. "I suffer from Satan's period. It's a beast."

We hope nobody went up to Zooey Deschanel afterwards and said, "I heard you have a horrible period!"

Perry also told her audience that she thought men were "like artichokes, it's impossible to find the heart. You can be searching and searching, but only get the tough stuff.

"Girls have intuition, they can tell when a player doesn't have a heart. I'm using my intuition."

Perry's boy woes could possibly make it on to her next record, which she recently told MTV News will be more about who she is now.

"[One Of The Boys] was like my 'Dear Diary' album, from when I was like 17 to 23," she said. "It was my perspective then, and it was so widespread, and some of the things that really meant a lot to me at 17, you know, they change. They evolve.

"So this record will be a very present record for me. It will be me now. It won't take five years, hopefully. It will be Katy Perry as a young, 25-year-old woman."

A 25-year-old who accidentally exposes her boobs, likes sex and doesn't cause bisexuality?

Perry may talk about her period here:

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