GaGa Plays "Poker Face" With Dancer

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Lady GaGa was apparently a little too exuberant during a performance at Long Island, N.Y. radio station Party 105 on Tuesday, as her microphone knocked out three teeth from a backing dancer's bloody mouth.

GaGa (real name Stefani Germanotta) was apologetic and has reportedly promised to pay the dancer's dental bills.

This tragedy is heightened by the fact that if the performance was for a radio show, the dancer's presence wasn't exactly needed. But it does add new meaning to the title of the singer's hit, "Poker Face."

The scantily clad pop tart, however, says the song deals with confusion over her sexuality.

"If you listen to the lyrics in the chorus, I say, 'He's got me like nobody,' and then I say, 'She's got me like nobody,'" the 23-year-old performer said in an interview with Britain's Daily Star tabloid. "It's got a bit of an undertone of confusion about love and sex."

But perhaps GaGa was just talking out of her overexposed ass and adding more to her sex princess image to keep her in the limelight as long as possible, because she also offered the Daily Star this explanation of the chart-topping single:

"It's about a lot of different things. I gamble but I've also dated a lot of guys who are really into sex and booze and gambling, so I wanted to write a record my boyfriends would like, too."

But you don't have to be one of GaGa's boyfriends for her to touch you somewhere special — especially if you're Canadian.

"I feel embarrassed saying this but the strangest thing I ever autographed was a man's penis," GaGa said in a World Entertainment News Network article. "I was doing a meet and greet backstage in Canada.

"I had enough room to write Lady GaGa but I don't really remember. I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe.

"Maybe it is still there — who knows? It was a permanent marker too!"
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