Lady GaGa's Naked Acid Trips

We all know Lady GaGa dislikes clothes, what with her inability to wear pants in public — even in the winter. But she recently told Britain's Daily Star tabloid that she used to have a thing for tripping on acid while wearing absolutely nothing at Lollapalooza.

"I can't wait for the festival season, especially muddy Glastonbury," GaGa (real name Stefani Germanotta) told the tabloid.

"I love all that. I play the Lolapalooza festival in America and actually before anybody knew of me as an underground songwriter and pop musician, I was quite frequently naked and tripping on acid in fields with my friends."

Does that mean GaGa has been warned by police about her attire (or lack thereof) more than once?

GaGa was recently stopped by police in Chicago and warned about showing too much of herself because her hot pants were kind of... not pants.

"I guess they weren't really pants at all, but it was really funny because all you saw was this half-naked girl on the street yelling at some cop," GaGa told the Daily Star last week. "'It's fashion! I'm an artist!' It was fun.

"It's not that I don't like pants. I just choose not to wear them some days."

I also choose not to wear pants some days. But that's called "wearing shorts."

GaGa's disdain for clothes and enjoyment of acid trips make her a prime candidate to go back in time to the '60s. She's apparently thought about it.

"I'm quite sure that if it were 1968, I may not be the Lady GaGa that I am today," she said in the Daily Star. "I might be arguing with Yoko Ono and trying to win John Lennon's heart and chasing The Beatles in a bus on LSD, hoping that one of them hands me a microphone one day."

I'm picturing Lennon singing "Oh, GaGa" instead of "Oh, Yoko," and it's making me ill.

You can see GaGa without pants here:

March 24 Chicago, IL @ House Of Blues
March 25 Royal Oak, MI @ Royal Oak Music Theatre
March 26 Kitchener, ON @ Elements
March 27 Ottawa, ON @ Bronson Centre
March 28 Montreal, QC @ Metropolis
March 28 Laval, QC @ Moomba (after-party)
March 30 Boston, MA @ House Of Blues
April 2 Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club
April 3 Richmond, VA @ The National
April 4 Palm Springs, CA @ Club Skirts (Dinah Shore weekend)
April 6 Orlando, FL @ House Of Blues
April 7 Tampa, FL @ The Ritz
April 8 Fort Lauderdale, FL @ Revolution
April 9 Atlanta, GA @ Centerstage
April 11 Palm Springs, CA @ Palm Springs Convention Center
April 25 Moscow, Russia @ Famous Club
May 1 Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory
May 2 New York, NY @ Termainal 5
May 10 Sacramento, CA @ 107.9 The End ENDFEST
May 16 Auckland, New Zealand @ Vector Arena w/The Pussycat Dolls
May 19 Brisbane, Australia @ Brisbane Entertainment Centre w/The Pussycat Dolls
May 22-23 Sydney, Australia @ Acer Arena w/The Pussycat Dolls
May 26-27 Melbourne, Australia @ Rod Laver Arena w/The Pussycat Dolls
May 28 Adelaide, Australia @ Adelaide Entertainment Centre w/The Pussycat Dolls
May 30 Perth, Australia @ Burswood Dome w/The Pussycat Dolls