Primate Pees On Perry

We piss on boob-flasher Katy Perry all the time, but a chimpanzee has taken that term literally.

A primate by the name of Suzie peed on her at a recent photo shoot for Missbehave magazine, Perry revealed in a blog post.

"Jeremy Scott is one of my all time favorites and he shot the pictures while i got to prance around in his creations," she wrote.

"I had a chimp on set with me that day... fun fact, she peed all over me, i had to take a silkwood shower in the middle of shooting."

Well, maybe the chimp liked Perry so much that she was just marking her territory? But then again, I would be pretty irritated, too, if Perry paraded me around like this:

Perry also recently told MySpace TV that she's a bit of a gassy gal, especially on stage.

"I fart a lot [on stage]," she said. "I'm hopping around. I'm a little gassy.

"I don't care. It's my stage. I've had so many embarassing moments."

Perry recently showed up on The Ellen DeGeneres Show to perform "I Kissed A Girl" as a duet with DeGeneres in a washroom as part of DeGeneres' Bathroom Series. We're not touching this one... Here's the duet:

See Perry (hopefully not smelling like chimp urine) here:

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