Britney Spears Doesn't Have Toothy Vagina

If you follow Britney Spears on Twitter, chances are you were surprised by an update posted on her account on Monday.

"Hi Yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth," the update read.

This obviously can't be true, since her junk food diet would dull the sharpness of her love muffin molars. But the thousands of fans who follow her on Twitter (she has 16,000 followers) saw it. The post has since been removed.

"We did get hacked this morning," a Spears representative named Lauren told RollingStone.com. "We apologize for any offence caused to Britney's fans and Twitter followers... we never want to offend anyone."

Spears wasn't the only victim of a Twitter attack on Monday. Thirty-three Twitter accounts were hacked, including those of U.S. president-elect Barack Obama, CNN anchor Rick Sanchez and The Huffington Post.

Sanchez's Twitter was updated with a message that said he'd be late to the office because he was high on crack. It's not known whether the attacks are from one hacker or many.

Twitter was founded in 2006 and allows users to post status updates or "Tweets" up to 140 words.

You can see Spears, who we strongly doubt has a toothy vag, here:

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