No Courtney Love Album, Just Blogging

01/05/09 4:57pm

by Steve McLean (CHARTattack)

Courtney Love (and the "Head Administrator of her Myspace") has been blogging again, but babbling would be an equally appropriate term.

Love's most recent MySpace blog post on Jan. 3 addresses an "unusual acoustic problem" in the mixing and mastering of her new album, which has contributed to its delayed release. Love had written in the January issue of Elle magazine's U.K. issue that Nobody's Daughter would be released on her website on Jan. 1. She emphasizes that any tracks that have leaked online aren't on the forthcoming LP.

Love also talks about the alleged $200 million that's been embezzled from her late husband Kurt Cobain's estate by someone fraudulently using his social security number. While she criticizes websites devoted to attacking her, she gushes about how learning how to sew, dye, crochet and embroider have changed her life. She ends the post by nominating Whoopi Goldberg as one of the "top 5 coolest people on the planet."

A day earlier, the aforementioned MySpace head administrator rambled about how "smashing" Nobody's Daughter is and how Love is "sober, clean, classy and very elegant and sophisticated and super intelligent." The administrator also claims that "Courtney has 30 million dollars in sponsorships, from a prominent feminine hygiene/menstrual company and a prominent tequila company ??? and Courtney doesn't even understand that part! and many more companies etc."

That same day, Love went into more excruciating detail about being victimized by embezzlement and identity theft. Good luck trying to decipher what the hell she's saying.

Love spent Christmas Eve composing three lengthy blog posts, but my eyes were too tired and sore to get through them after scanning her other musings. Only the truly brave or bored would dare make the attempt.