Hot Lily Vs. Katy Cat Fight

When we wrote about Lily Allen's boob pop yesterday, we said she "pulled a Katy Perry." Maybe we shouldn't have said that because it turns out Allen hates Perry and thinks the "I Kissed A Girl" singer is what hip-hoppers call "a biter."

Allen told the U.K.'s Capital FM that she thought Perry stole her image.

"I happen to know for a fact that she was an American version of me," Allen said.

"She was signed by my label in America as, 'We need to find something controversial and kooky like Lily Allen.' And then they found her.

"I think the lyrics and stuff are a bit crass."

Allen was referring to comments Perry made earlier this year when she said: "I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen."

Allen also knocked Perry, saying the singer doesn't write her own music. Just a note to Allen: if she picks up a copy of Perry's album and looks at the liner notes, she'll see that Perry wrote several of the disc's songs.

So if Allen thinks Perry's biting from her image, does it mean that Allen kissed a girl and liked it first?

Perry hasn't responded to Allen's comments, but in any case, here's how we predict this cat fight will go down:

1. Perry will respond to Allen's barbs by throwing a Quinceanera cake at her.

2. Perry will think she's won the contest, until Allen puts cigarettes out on her arm and takes revenge by writing her into a song. Heck, if she wrote a song about her brother's pot problem, surely she can write a song about how annoying Perry is.

3. There will be the inevitable scratching and hair-pulling from both sides.

We can see this end with another boob flash when the two women eventually realize their squabbling is stupid.

Then they'll kiss.

Allen has these dates lined up:

Jan. 28 London, England @ Koko
March 14 Glasgow, Scotland @ Glasgow Academy
March 15 Manchester, England @ Manchester Academy
March 16 Dublin, Ireland @ Dublin Academy
March 18 Bristol, England @ Bristol Academy
March 19 Southampton, England @ Guildhall
March 20 Brighton, England @ Dome
March 22 Norwich, England @ University Of East Anglia
March 23 Birmingham, England @ Birmingham Academy
March 24 Leeds, England @ Leeds Academy
March 26-27 London, England @ Shepherd's Bush Empire
May 3 Berlin, Germany @ Lido
May 4 Cologne, Germany @ Gloria
May 6 Paris, France @ La Cigalle
May 7 Amsterdam, Netherlands @ Melkweg
May 8 Brussels, Belgium @ L'Ancienne Belgique

You can see Perry here:

Dec. 10 Columbus, OH @ Lifestyles Community Pavillion (WNCI Jingle Ball)
Dec. 11 Lowell, MA @ Paul E. Tsongas Arena (WXKS Jingle Ball)
Dec. 12 New York, NY @ Madison Square Garden (Z100 Jingle Ball)
Dec. 13 Fort Lauderdale, FL @ Bank Atlantic Center (Y-100 Jingle Ball)
Dec. 14 Camden, NJ @ Susquehanna Bank Center (WIOQ Jingle Ball)
Jan. 23 Seattle, WA @ Showbox
Jan. 25 Vancouver, BC @ Commodore Ballroom
Jan. 26 Portland, OR @ Crystal Ballroom
Jan. 28 San Francisco, CA @ The Fillmore
Jan. 29 Sacramento, CA @ The Empire
Jan. 31 Los Angeles, CA @ The Wiltern
Feb. 2 Tucson, AZ @ University Of Arizona
Feb. 3 Tempe, AZ @ Marquee Theatre
Feb. 5 San Diego, CA @ House Of Blues
Feb. 22 Stockholm, Sweden @ Nalen
Feb. 23 Copenhagen, Denmark @ Vega Musikkenshus
Feb. 25 Manchester, England @ Manchester Academy
Feb. 26-27 London, England @ Koko
March 1 Amsterdam, Netherlands @ Melkweg
March 2 Paris, France @ Elysee Montmartre
March 4 Munich, Germany @ Kesselhaus
March 5 Frankfurt, Germany @ Batschkapp
March 6 Hamburg, Germany @ Grunspan
March 7 Brussels, Belgium @ L'Ancienne Belgique
March 20 Houston, TX @ House Of Blues
March 21 Dallas, TX @ House Of Blues
March 23 Kansas City, MO @ The Beaumont
March 24 Minneapolis, MN @ First Avenue
March 26 Chicago, IL @ House Of Blues
March 27 Detroit, MI @ Clutch Cargos
March 28 Cleveland, OH @ Cambridge Room at House Of Blues
March 30 Toronto, ON @ Kool Haus
March 31 Montreal, QC @ Metropolis
April 5 Philadelphia, PA @ Theatre Of Living Arts
April 7-8 New York, NY @ The Fillmore at Irving Plaza
April 10 Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club
April 11 North Myrtle Beach, SC @ House Of Blues
April 14 Nashville, TN @ The Cannery
April 15 Atlanta, GA @ Center Stage
April 27 Fort Lauderdale, FL @ Revolution
April 28 St. Petersburg, FL @ Jannus Landing
May 25 Osaka, Japan @ Club Quattro
May 26 Nagoya, Japan @ Nagoya Club Quattro
May 28-29 Tokyo, Japan @ Shibuya Duo