Perez Thinks Avril's Pregnant

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Perez Thinks Avril's Pregnant

12/09/08 3:12pm

by Mandy Savoie (CHARTattack)

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After weeks of speculation about marital problems between Avril Lavigne and Sum 41's Deryck Whibley, Perez Hilton now thinks Lavigne is pregnant.

The ubiquitous gossipmonger posted pictures of Lavigne stocking up on junk food at a grocery store on his website on Monday. Lavigne has a little bit of a bump under her black hoodie. Just a note to Hilton: junk food makes you fat, not pregnant — unless you're Britney Spears, where it seems to do both.

Here's hoping that Lavigne isn't with child. The Napanee, Ont. native told the U.K.'s OK! Magazine in July that she doesn't want kids for a long time.

"Oh God! I don't want to have kids for like 10 years. I still have a lot to do. I don't even know if I could handle a dog right now. I'm so not ready. Someday I'll be a mom but not until I'm in my 30s."

Maybe Lavigne realized her marriage wouldn't last that long. She and Whibley started dating in 2004 and were married in California in July 2006. The Sun tabloid started divorce rumours in October, and The National Enquirer reported that Whibley was seen with another woman while Lavigne toured in Asia. Whibley released a statement which said the rumours were false.

Maybe things will pick up for the couple when Whibley finally goes back to work with Sum 41 next year. If things don't work out, maybe Lavigne can get a puppy to keep her company. Oh, wait. That's probably not such a good idea.

Tags: Avril Lavigne, Deryck Whibley

Tue, 12/09/2008 - 4:39pm — E

E
Tue, 12/09/2008 - 4:39pm

Poor kid.

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Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:56pm — Kar

Kar
Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:56pm

Who cares what perez thinks, he is an idiot, I consider the value of his opinion about as much as I care about the national enquirer’s and jerry Springer’s.

So you can bet this is rumor has about a 1% chance of actually being true, so go ahead and mark my words "this is a false rumor, I guarantee it". I remember when perez stated that Fidel Castro was dead, and he was 100% sure of it. well guess what he was wrong, yet perez claims he is alway right. Just for fun I 'Googled' the phrase "perez is a liar" and I got over a half million hits, 543,000 to be exact. Anyway I’m beginning to think that perez is nearly akin to a pathological liar and he seems to run his blog that way too, just read the definition of a pathological liar below:

A pathological liar is usually defined as someone who lies incessantly to get their way and does so with little concern for others. Pathological lying is often viewed as coping mechanism developed in early childhood and it is often associated with some other type of mental health disorder. A pathological liar is often goal-oriented (i.e., lying is focused - it is done to get one's way). Pathological liars have little regard or respect for the rights and feelings of others. A pathological liar often comes across as being manipulative, cunning and self-centered.

So based on everything I have read I conclude that perez's opinion is nearly worthless and anyone else that thinks otherwise just kidding themselves.

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Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:33pm — Edward Skira

Edward Skira
Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:33pm

Perez is just like any shock jock. He says whatever he thinks will get traffic.

So digg it as we want the traffic

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Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:36pm — Kate Harper

Kate Harper
Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:36pm

exactly.

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Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:06pm — Danielle Holke

Danielle Holke
Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:06pm

Geez Kar, my god, take some of that anger and fight the forces of *real* evil...

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Sun, 12/21/2008 - 3:41am — Kar

Kar
Sun, 12/21/2008 - 3:41am

Well Daniell although I don't think perez is the equivilent pure evil, even though perez's website used to be titled "Page 666", lol. However, I do think it is worth pointing out how big a hypocrite and and idiot perez actually is because he has such a large following of people who are seemingly addicted to his website, does anyone actually think this is a good thing?

The fact that the staff here at Chart Attack deem him worthy enough to mimic what he says, and post it here does indeed says a lot about this website, don't you think?

So here is a question for everyone, how should one refer to people who follow perez's website often, does anyone have a good name in mind that one should use to refer to perez followers?

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Sun, 12/21/2008 - 3:04pm — UndressYourSoul

UndressYourSoul
Sun, 12/21/2008 - 3:04pm

Pardon me, but doesn't it seem that Avril is ALWAYS pregnant? I swear this story comes up all the time. It's a bunch of bullshit. And besides, Deryck's back's probably still healing. How fun would that be for Avril? Haha.