Robbie Williams' Jet Ski Alien Search

12/09/08 12:19pm

by Kate Harper (CHARTattack)

Robbie Williams' ongoing alien obsession shows no signs of abating. He's set to search for aliens (or at least USOs — Unidentified Submerged Objects) off the coast of California.

Williams apparently is no longer content to "summon" aliens at Trout Lake, Wash. and has apparently rented Jet Skis so he can spot USOs off the shores of Malibu, Calif.

"I heard of these sightings at Malibu of things going into the water," the singer said, according to Monstersandcritics.com. "I thought it would be quite exciting to be on a very small object very high over the ocean floor, knowing there might be something down there.

"We're renting some Jet Skis and going from Marina Del Rey to the island of Catalina."

Williams told the press last week that he'd once smoked rubber from a shoe and wanted to stab himself during an acid trip. That probably explains a lot about him, and he's now revealed some more things about his childhood which seem to explain why he is the way he is.

"I was raised in a house where my mum was very much into Tarot cards," he said. "She did readings and consulted psychics.

"I've been around all kinds of myths and legends, I've been actively encouraged to indulge in this kind of stuff and I've been interested in it for a very long time."

Aren't parents supposed to teach their children that myths are just... well, myths?

Williams' girlfriend, model/actress Ayda Field, dumped him over his alien obsession earlier this year. He became reclusive and later took to the streets in a gorilla suit. But now she thinks he's right about those little green men.

"[Robbie's alien obsession] has changed my perspective on the world," Field said, according to Monstersandcritics.com. "Once you're exposed to it, it's impossible to go back to thinking about things in the same way."

Maybe they should go pick out a matching gorilla suit for Field.

Alien "expert" Michael Luckman, the director of the New York Centre For Extraterrestrial Research, says it's likely that Williams will be abducted by aliens, and he should prepare for it.

Williams then spent time at "alien hotspot" Trout Lake, Wash. in an attempt to summon aliens... using his tattoos.