Katy Perry Doesn't Cause Bisexuality

Boob-flasher extraordinaire Katy Perry has told her fans they shouldn't take her lyrics literally.

The singer told Scotland's Daily Record newspaper that her songs are "just a snapshot of everything I'm going through. Maybe they're a little exaggerated for the sake of telling a really good story.

"It's not an agenda, I'm not turning the whole world bisexual."

What exactly is one supposed to say to that? "Phew"? We're scratching our heads over that one.

Does Perry have some religious fundamentalists after her about "the gay agenda" or something? Someone should probably tell her people don't turn bisexual. And if her lyrics aren't literal, why did she recently tell OK! Magazine that "I Kissed A Girl" is autobiographical? Oh, right. We forgot: It was all just a daydream about Scarlett Johansson.

You can see Perry (and not turn bisexual in the process) when she plays these shows:

Jan. 25 Vancouver, BC @ Commodore Ballroom
March 30 Toronto, ON @ Kool Haus
March 31 Montreal, QC @ Metropolis