Nickelback Flogs Dark Horse On MuchMusic

11/19/08 12:42pm

by Steve McLean (CHARTattack)

MuchMusic promises to put "fans as close as humanly and technologically possible to Canadian rockers Nickelback" when the superstar Vancouver band appear for an hour-long interview on Live@Much at 7 p.m. ET on Friday.

The quartet will sit down with Much VJ Devon Soltendieck to talk about Dark Horse, which came out on Tuesday. If you'd like Nickelback singer/songwriter/guitarist Chad Kroeger to come for you, all you have to do is tell him to.

While we're sure that Nickelback devotees will be glued to their television sets to hear what pearls of wisdom fall from the mouths of the group's members, I'm sure there's a large contingent of us who would rather watch footage of Kroeger's mouth getting "as close as humanly and technologically possible" to his penis.