Work For Courtney Love

09/23/08 2:41pm

by Steve McLean (CHARTattack)

Are you unemployed, but tidy and fond of spending time with crazy people?

If so, Courtney Love might have a job for you.

The eccentric singer, songwriter, musician and actress was back on her blog on Sunday seeking a housekeeper, documentary filmmaker and personal assistant to work for her. What exactly is Love looking for?

"is anyone insanely clean neatfreak near malibu? i need a non thieving non freaky housekeeper," she wrote.

"also i need we need a documentarist, someone to document our studio as we go in wedsday, and i have ALOT of work to do til then and i wont just hand this to hbo or bbc 2 or bravo and god forbid not vh1! A DOCUMENATRY NOT A REALITY SHOW. get in touch with jason whp will further put you in touch with jason wienberg at untitled.

"and am looking for a young PA type someone whor eally wants to get nto the film business cos as we startramping up pay some dues with me for a few months and you can be on this HTH movie - i think i know who i want to play kurt- he may not be as BEAUTIFUL as the other two but hes got something special and looks alot like him and has a great voice.

"i know this is wierd- the agencies suck and im sick of PIGS who steal itts simple as that., so fuck it why not try my space , beats monster . no superfans please. and its very good money. btw the housekeeping part just early hours ."

While Love is on a hiring spree, perhaps she should look into employing a personal grammarian and spell-checker.