Don't Accept Condoms From Dave Matthews

We Support The Idea Of Dave Matthews Handing Out Condoms... It Keeps His Fans From Breeding

Dave Matthews can take pride in knowing that he has joined the likes of Marilyn Manson and Eminem by pissing off a conservative group.

His offence? He will be distributing flavoured condoms with a toll free number for a Planned Parenthood facility at his concerts.

Big surprise, an American organization, Rock For Life is accusing Matthews of destroying the moral fibre of their society. Dave Matthews is apparently corrupting people into having sex by handing out the condoms, we all know once you have a condom, you want to use it... immediately.

RFL director Bryan Kemper stated in a press release, "Once again the Dave Matthews Band is helping the nation's largest abortion provider to prey on kids at their concerts."

Kemper goes on to say, "Don't take condoms from strangers!"

Anyone in need of rubbers or wanting to see DMB in Canada can see them on the following dates:
August 7 Ottawa, ON @ Corel Centre
August 8 Montreal, QC @ Molson Centre
August 10 Toronto, ON @ Molson Amphitheatre

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