"Monster" is an amateur cryptozoologist's wildest dreams. Or, the beta design for an extremely dark Pokémon game. Chad VanGaalen animates and directs his excellent Shrink Dust campfire rockalong, and has a clutch of impossible beings sing it throughout their grotesque and very cool transitions. Perhaps the designs are a sneak preview of his upcoming film The Translated Log of Inhabitants. The aliens range from coral/wasp/unicorn hybrid to the nearly extinct basketball-with-a-dick. Support your local basketball-with-a-dick sanctuary today.