Kid Rock

I have Kid Rock’s Insane Clown Posse-gifted glass dildo and I’m never giving it back

Even though he's being subpoenaed for it.

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- Jul 23, 2014

Yes, I'm the guy who has Kid Rock's glass dildo, gifted to him by "Dirty Dan" Diamond, formerly of Insane Clown Posse's label Psychopathic Records. A subpoena has been issued for Rock to present the dildo as evidence in a sexual harassment lawsuit against Diamond, but I'll never give up a piece of nu-metal history so easily.

Did you abandon your seventh grade chess club to buy Korn's Issues? Did you leave your sick grandmother's bedside to blast fruit-flavoured malt liquor and peer over a fence at Static X? Then you will never understand.

The complaint was filed in September 2013 by Insane Clown Posse's former publicist Andrea Pellegrini, against Diamond as well as ICP members Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope and their manager William Dale. It lists harassment, retaliation, infliction of emotional distress and wongful termination over her three years with the rap empire. This allegedly included sexual harassment instigated by Diamond, who gave her the dildo (and has admitted under oath to making sexually explicit remarks). When she declined, Diamond gave it to Kid Rock. He's assumed to still have it, and has 14 days to comply with the court order, issued by Michigan's Oakland County Circuit Court.

He can tear apart all of his houses, but he'll never find it.

I want to say unequivocally that I did not steal Kid Rock's glass dildo. It chose me. On Kid Rock's 5th annual Chillin' The Most Cruise, it appeared before me and spoke of the great work we would do. Our wrath will be both divine and unmerciful.

I have finally found purpose. I am the hand of the great architect, and I know the name of true name of God. Bawitdabadebangdebang.

Kid Rock Cruise 2012 - Bawitdaba

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