We can’t all live in the Brooklyn. That would be silly. It would start to smell worse than it already does and then probably sink (Brooklyn is the island borough, right? Or is it all an island? Someone Wiki this) It would be EVEN SILLIER to expect all of us to fit into a room at the Converse Rubber Tracks studio to watch rocker Kurt Vile play some songs, ‘cuz everyone would get squished and killed. But thanks to Fader and the aforementioned Converse viral marketing plot, we can watch his performance of “I Wanted Everything” and “Smoke Ring For My Halo” from whereever we live via online video, comfortable and NOT getting squished and killed.
