I Read The News Today... For Sept. 1, 2010

Clothes Make The Man are offering a free download of "Dreamless Nights," which aired on Degrassi: The Next Generation. —clothesmaketheman.org

LIGHTS is hardcore. No, seriously: Hatebreed's Jamey Jasta and Gallows have remixed two of her songs, which are available on iTunes now. All proceeds are going to The Greater New Orleans Foundation, which is working to rebuild the city's communities in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. —MySpace

Remember that Sex Pistols perfume that doesn't smell like piss, shit, rotting track marks, or destroyed teeth and gingivitis-ridden gums? Well, apparently there's a soap coming, too! Will this also smell like lemon and pepper, which is for some reason "punk rock"? —NME

Lady Gaga thinks Edmonton is "oil cuntry," much to its mayor's consternation. —Perez Hilton

The Pogues are breaking up again and will play a farewell tour throughout the U.K. this December. Happily, Shane MacGowan's new set of teeth are still intact. —Spinner

Lady Gaga, Perry Farrell, RZA, tUnE-yArDs, Iggy Pop and Sean Lennon will play a tribute show that will be held in October to celebrate John Lennon's 70th birthday. —imaginepeace.com

"Lost" Leonard Cohen documentary Bird On A Wire has shown up online. —Prefix

Apparently you can make a movie about everything. Even 9/11. And it can even open in New York. —New York Times

Axl Rose fired and then rehired his crew after this weekend's Reading/Leeds festival fiasco. He's crazy, the sky is also blue and water is wet. —Contact Music

Pete Wentz's Black Cards project have announced their first European shows. —Alternative Press