Kanye West Doesn't Hate Twitter Anymore

You might remember that last year, there was a fake Kanye West Twitter, which irked the rapper quite a bit.

You might also remember he called Twitter itself "IRRESPONSIBLE" and "DECEITFUL" for supposedly letting someone pose as him and run a fake account. He even demanded they delete it. 

In addition to that, you might also remember that he slagged Twitter (in ALLCAPS), saying he didn't have a Twitter account because "I ONLY BLOG 5 PER CENT OF WHAT I'M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME."

Well, either Kanye's creativity has decreased or he's not busy at all lately (or both), because he now has a Twitter.

He's only tweeted twice so far, but he's already mentioned "silicone." (He meant to say Silicon Valley — presumably a reference to performing some new songs for employees of Facebook yesterday.) Classy, Kanye. Classy.

In the spirit of Kanye getting a Twitter, we thought we'd give you a list of potential Kanye tweets. But before we do that, we'd like to point out a very astute observation CHARTattack contributor Christine Estima made.

If you refresh Kanye's Twitter page, his followers multiply by the second. He's averaging about 30 new followers every time the clock ticks. Kanye, we hope you have your email alerts off or you're going to be extremely irritated next time you open your inbox. It might even provoke an ALLCAPS tweet.

Here, then, are some Kanye West tweets we're looking forward to:

"Angelina Jolie apparently just got Twitter. YO ANGELINA, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU RIGHT NOW AND I'LL LET YOU FINISH THAT TWEET, BUT I HAVE THE BEST TWITTER ACCOUNT OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME!"

"I TYPED THAT LAST TWEET SO FUCKING HARD I REALLY DID BREAK MY FUCKING MACBOOK AIR!!!!!"

"ANGELINA. I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU STEAL MY SPOTLIGHT. YOU WON'T ROB ME. I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU ANY POLITICALLY CORRECT BULLSHIT ASS COMMENT. I AM THE BEST NEW TWEETER THIS YEAR."

"IF I DON'T GET THE MOST FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER IN ITS ENTIRE HISTORY, IT LOSES ITS CREDIBILITY."

"MY CAPSLOCK KEY IS STILL REALLY LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

We can only imagine how much 'Ye is going to freak out when Twitter's down after he becomes addicted to the damn thing. It'll probably prompt something like this: "FUCK YOU, TWITTER. WORK!!!!! IF YOU WERE A PERSON I'D NEVER WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH."

"MY GREATEST PAIN IN LIFE IS I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE MYSELF TWEET."

"THIS TWITTER WILL SPARK A GENERATION OF THINKERS WHO WILL QUESTION TRADITIONAL THOUGHT UNTIL THEY FIND THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH. EVEN THE SPAMBOTS."

"I AM THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF TWEETING."

"JUST SO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME KNOW, I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOU BACK. SORRY, I'M TOO BUSY WRITING HISTORY ON HERE THAN TO READ ABOUT YOUR BORING ASS LIVES."